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decisions, decisions


A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He decides to give each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. He thought that would help him decide.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon to get her hair and nails done. She then goes shopping to buy new makeup, several new outfits, some jewelry and lots of sexy lingerie. She dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new chrome for his bike, some new clothes and some gizmos for his computer. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much . Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. He knew what to do now.

Obviously, he married the one with the nicest tits. Bikers are like that, you know.

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Curly Raye
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