Custody Battle https://bcurlysfunforum.runboard.com/t1499 Runboard| Custody Battle en-us Fri, 29 Mar 2024 09:03:04 +0000 Fri, 29 Mar 2024 09:03:04 +0000 https://www.runboard.com/ rssfeeds_managingeditor@runboard.com (Runboard.com RSS feeds managing editor) rssfeeds_webmaster@runboard.com (Runboard.com RSS feeds webmaster) akBBS 60 Custody Battlehttps://bcurlysfunforum.runboard.com/p1757,from=rss#post1757https://bcurlysfunforum.runboard.com/p1757,from=rss#post1757 The scene was a tiny mountain village in a remote section of West Virginia. An old mountaineer and his young wife were getting a divorce in the local court. But custody of the children was a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that, since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The old mountaineer also wanted custody of the children. The judge asked for his side of the story and, after a long moment of silence, the mountaineer slowly rose from his chair and said, "Judge, when I put a quarter in a candy machine and a candy bar comes out, does it belong to me or the machine?" nondisclosed_email@example.com (Claudette Ferguson)Wed, 22 Sep 2010 10:56:04 +0000