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posticon A Lady's Confession of Why I changed Hotels (rated PG16)




 Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a bit
 lonely. I thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in
 phone books for escorts and sensual massages." I looked through the phone
 book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony a very
 handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had
 all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long
 powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and I felt quite certain I
 could bounce a quarter off his well oiled [sign in to see URL] get the picture. I
 figured, what the heck, I'll give him a call.

 "Hello, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . .. Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!
 Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in, "Hi, I
 hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my room and give
 me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone
 and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want
 it now.. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything
 you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie
 me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and
 everything baby. Now how does that sound?"

  "Oh my God.... that sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an
 outside line."


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